Goodnight Spoon & Three Little Naughty Brats.

I just wrote a post yesterday saying how I really haven't written anything in a while, and now here's two posts, two days in a row! I was in the mood to write one of my spanko rhymes, which then turned into two spanko rhymes, so here ya go. :) Nothing big, but hope you enjoy them!

If you haven't heard of the book, Goodnight Moon, you can listen to it here (Goodnight Moon story) and then read my version - Goodnight Spoon!

In the bright red room, 
there was a wooden chair, 
and a great big spoon,
and my HOH, that big ole baboon.
And there were three little brats, on the naughty mats.
And two wooden paddles, for those three little rascals.
And a brush, and a strap,
and the sound of a slap,
And my grumpy hoh, whispering, "get over my lap."
Goodnight room, goodnight spoon.
Goodnight HOH, you big ole baboon.
Goodnight brats, on the naughty mats.
Goodnight paddles, sleep well little rascals.
Goodnight brush, goodnight strap.
Buuuut I don't want to go to bed, "slap slap slap!"
Go to sleep, or you'll go back over my lap!
Panties up, or bottoms bare.
Goodnight spankos everywhere.

And for the next one, if you haven't heard the song, Five Speckled Frogs, go check it out here, (Five Speckled Frogs song,) and then check out my version - Three Little Naughty Brats.

Three little naughty brats,
sat on the naughty mats,
waiting nervously for their turn. (Oh yikes!)
One was led to the bed, had her bottom turned red,
Now there are two little naughty brats. (Tsk, tsk!)
Two little naughty brats,
sat on their naughty mats,
waiting nervously for their turn. (Oh yikes!)
One was led to the bed, had her bottom turned red,
now there's only one naughty brat! (Tsk, tsk!)
One little naughty brat,
sat on her naughty mat,
knowing it was soon her turn. (Oh, yikes!)
She was led to the bed, had her bottom turned red,
now there are no more naughty brats! (Oh phew!)

So, that's that. Like I said, no big update or anything, but just felt the urge to be a little creative today. :) Another one I want to do is Wheels on the Bus, but I haven't been able to come up with any spanko titles for that one to get it going. Any suggestions?

Hope everyone's having a good hump day!