Ten things all Doms/HOHs must know!

Before I get to explaining the title of this blog post, let me start by saying; Colin and I are back to being on track! It took a while, and i'm sure we'll still hit rough patches, because we are both still busy, but it feels good to be back at it. Although, I don't thing my butt would agree with me!

I got a serious spanking the other night. Probably the worst one yet, but after it was over, I felt amazing. Again, my butt would NOT agree with me. I just really needed to see that he wasn't always going to go easy on me, and that he was still going to hold me accountable with our rules, even though we've been crazy busy. I certainly saw that the other day. We were laying in bed after, about to fall asleep, and he said, "I love how spankings bring us so much closer." Such a simple thing for him to say, but it made me really happy to hear that he felt that way. I can now officially say that it IS possible to turn a pretty vanilla guy, into a Dominant spanko! Yay!

I do have another punishment spanking coming pretty soon though. Blegh! You know the game candy crush for phones? Yea well, I have a slight addiction to that game, and it's landed me in trouble. If you don't know what it is, it's a free game for smart phones, but you can purchase extras within the app, to help beat levels. Welllll, let's just say I overspend a bit on those extras. He's told me over and over again that I need to ask permission first, but I always get caught up in the game and forget to ask. So i'll be feeling some of the new (FIVE new, to be exact) implements we just got from Cane-Iac. Expect a blog entry about that soon!

In the meantime, I thought it was necessary to put together a little list for all the Doms and HOHs out there. This one is important, so listen up. ;)

*Disclaimer. This is not serious. If you've read this blog before, you probably know i'm sarcastic and like to have fun. That's all this is. No disrespect is intended.* 

Ten Things Every Dom & HOH MUST Know.

1. Corners are boring. We don't need to stand there. Same goes for walls.. they're meant to keep buildings up, not to put noses in! 
2. Wooden spoons are for COOKING. Whoever came up with the idea for a wooden spoon, did not mean for it to be applied to someones bottom. Do something useful with it, make soup or something. :)
3. Soap is for WASHING! Use it in the shower, or to wash your hands. All other uses are nonsense. It's not meant for anyones mouth. Next time we hear, "How's that taste?" We're going to hand it to you so you can see for yourself!
4. I'm not in english class. I do not need to write an essay. If you really need to read an essay on why respect is important, or why we need to be submissive, go do a quick google search. I'm sure you'll find something there.
5. You REALLY need to get your hearing checked. I think I can speak for all of us subs out there, when I say we've heard that question, "What'd you just say?" Do we really need to continue to repeat ourselves? You should really be better listeners.
6. Enough with the, "This is going to hurt me, more than it's going to hurt you." Who is being spanked here? Pretty sure an implement is not coming down on your butt now, is it?
7. Belts are for keeping your pants up, not to be used when my pants are down!
8. Not only is listening an issue, but so is memory. How many times are you going to ask us, "What'd I say would happen if you broke this rule again?" If you can't remember, don't expect us to remind you!
9. While we're at it, stop asking stupid questions! "Does someone need a spanking?" Do you really expect us to answer that with a, "Yes, Sir..I do!."
10. We covered the spoon, and the belt, but did you know that a hairbrush is for brushing hair? Paddles are for rowing boats. Let's not forget bath brushes are meant to stay in the shower! None of these things are meant to spank. Let's let them do what they're made for, please?

If anyone else has anything to add, I'd love to hear it. ;)

Oh, and wishful thinking, now that we're back on track let's hope this post doesn't result in this: ;)