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Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Shut-up and Just Spank Me!

Hi!! So I was in the mood to write some more Dr.Seuss spanko version-y stuff, but nothing was giving me too much inspiration. I started listening to music, and all of a sudden a song came on, and a light bulb went off!

I'm sure you've heard of the song, Shut up and Dance? If not, it's been pretty popular this summer on the radio and its a pretty catchy song. The song is great left the way it is, but I felt the need to change it around a bit. If you're wondering what my version is about, well .. see Matt Bomer below.


Little disclaimer before I start *I would never tell Colin to shut up and spank me. First of all, If I said shut-up (especially if I was already in trouble) I probably wouldn't sit too comfortably. Second of all, I'm just sweet and would never say anything like that. ;)


I'll include the video so you can listen to it while reading the spanko version!



Oh don't you dare look down, you keep your eyes on me!
He said no holding back, I said shut-up and just spank me.
Young lady, you'll behave, you'll see.
I said blah blah, shut-up and just spank me.

I was a victim of his might,
He had some sort of Dominant kryptonite.
Helpless to the brush, don't put up a fight.
Oh, just hold it together,
It'll feel just like a feather.

He grabbed the brush,
I don't know how this happened.
He raised it up and he said

Oh don't you dare look down, you keep your eyes on me!
He said no holding back, I said shut-up and just spank me.
Young lady, you'll behave, you'll see.
I said, blah blah, shut-up and just spank me.

A pair of jeans and some red panties,
about to go over both of his knees.
I felt it in my butt as he paddled me.
Oh just hold it together,
not feelin' like a feather.

He grabbed my arm,
I don't know how it happened.
He held it down and he said

Oh don't you dare look down, you keep your eyes on me.
He said no reaching back, I said shut-up and just spank me!
Young lady, you'll behave, you'll see.
I said, blah blah, shut-up and just spank me.

Oh, come on girl!

The strap is next,
No, I don't want that future.
I realized, this was my last chance.

He raised the brush,
I don't know how this happened.
He smacked it down and he said

Oh don't you dare look down, you keep your eyes on me.
He said, a few more whacks. I said no more, Sir I'm sorrryy!
Oh please, I will behave you'll see.
I said, owww owww, now please stop spanking me!



Hope you enjoyed it. :)

14 comments:

  1. Cute lyrics Kenzie...nice to dream isn't it. ;)

    Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Love it!!! Glad to see you writing.

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  3. Good job baby now you know next time I spank you that will be playing in the back-round ;)
    Love you
    -Colin

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  4. I just LOVE it!!!! Now every time I hear it I will think of you!
    love,
    honey

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  5. Love it Kenzie, very clever! Wouldn't be very clever to actually say though lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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  6. Greeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaat just what I needed, and ear worm! LOL. Good work lady!

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  7. Very clever - I think you should get your version recorded.

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  8. Haha this is great. I love it. I imagine a sing along in the car next road trip.

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  9. This is great. Definitely something I could imagine me saying and suffering the consequences.

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  10. I will never listen to that song again without thinking of you. Well done!

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  11. This is great! I also love that song, but now I'll be thinking something quite different when I hear it.

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  12. Ha! Love this! How funny that we both changed the lyrics to songs around the same time. Good thing we picked different songs, huh? lol

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  13. Excellent spanking poem. I rate it 'six of the best'.

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  14. For some reason it's not letting me respond individually - so thanks everyone. Really appreciate the kind words, and so glad you liked the little jingle. ;)

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