It has been WAYYY too long since I wrote a Dr. Seuss post! I came across the book, "Dr. Seuss's ABC" and I thought it'd be fun to try and turn it into a spanko/kinky version.
Here's a link to the pdf version of the book incase you haven't seen it before. Dr. Seuss's ABC Book .. and now here's my kinky version:
Big A, litte a. What begins with A? An Attitude Adjustment. A, A, A.
Big B, little b. What beings with B? Big Bubbly Bubble Butts getting a Belting.
Big C, little c. What begins with C? Caning from a Cowboy. C, C, C.
Big D, little d. Doms and Dommes alike.. Dreaming about Dom-y things, Duct tape we Dislike!
ABCD..E..e..e. Ease off that Enthusiasm. E,E,E.
Big F, little f. F..F..F. Fluffy Fuzzy Feathers really are the best.
ABCDEF..G. Giant, Grizzly, Gorilla-Doms. G, G, G.
Big H, little h. Howling.. Hey, Hey, HEY! Hallelujah its almost over, Hooray - Hooray!
Big I, little i. I..I..I. Ivory is ICKY. I, I, I.
Big J, little j. What begins with J? Justice with Jeans or Jammies down, it begins that way.
Big K, little k. Kneeling on your Knees. Think that's Kinky? Oh puuhlease.
Big L, little l. Lecture, than a Lickin'. Let's go Little Lady, time to Listen.
Big M, little m. Martinis, Mischief, and Mouthy. Hey now, Mister. Don't be grouchy.
Big N, little n. What begins with those? Nine Naughty Nudists.. so the story goes.
O is very useful. You use it when you say; Owww Ouuuch and Owww some more. I'll Obey, Okay?
Big P, little p. Hm, what starts with that? Paddling Pink Panties.. Pat, Pat, Pat.
Big Q, little q. What begins with Q? Quit it now, be Quiet. Q, Q, Q.
Big R, little r. Rosy Red behind. When we're all finished, you'll surely be Refined.
Big S, little s. She felt her heart, it sank. When She heard the familar Sound - Spank, Spank, Spank.
T...T...T...T. What begins with T? Ten Tanned bottoms all Tied up, you see.
Big U, little u. What begins with U? Up, Up, get on Up. Undies down now too.
Big V, little v. It's not Very Vanilla. Rhyme times almost over, follow along here fella'.
W..w...W. Where do we go from here? How about some Welts painted on that rear?
X is very useful, if you're trying XXX. Maybe after spanking, have some wild crazy seX.
Y is kind of tough. Yes sir and Young lady. Spankings almost over, don't be a crY babY.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY....and Z.
Big Z, little z. What begins with Z? The Zaniness that is Spanking - Do you diZZZagree?
Ok, I know, I know - some were totally lame - but that was a tough one! I've really missed turning innocent Dr. Seuss stories into spanko versions, so does anyone have a favorite Dr.Suess book/rhyme that I haven't done yet? If you do, just let me know and I'll be happy to try it out and see what I can come up with. :) Hope everyone is having a good week so far!
YAY! Love it Kenzie & I miss your Dr.Seuss posts!
ReplyDeleteHope you liked it!! Miss you! :)
DeleteExcellent!
ReplyDeleteThank you! :)
DeleteThat was great Kenzie! i actually just read that story today.
ReplyDeleteKim
Thanks Kim! If I have to read the original some day, I'll be afraid I mess up the words, lol.
DeleteVery cute Kenzie...thanks for the giggles. ;)
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Cat
Always happy to make someone laugh. :) Thanks Cat!
DeleteAwesome post! This takes talent, for sure. Not just anyone can create a Dr. Seuss spanko parody! I'm impressed.
ReplyDeleteAw thanks Autumn. Glad you liked it!
DeleteYour Dr Seuss's are better than the originals.
ReplyDeletethanks for sharing
DF
That's quite a compliment, lol. Thank you! :)
DeleteI love your Dr. Seuss posts Kenzie. You are so clever, loved it!
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Roz
Aw thanks Roz, so happy to hear you liked it. :)
DeleteLa la la....I can't hear you. This was one of our favourite books. Off to chant " Aunt Annie's Alligator. A. A. A. "
ReplyDeleteYou're too funny! Nooo it's An Attitude Adjustment, A A A. ;)
DeleteYou're such a clever girl.
ReplyDeleteThat's sweet, thank you! :)
DeleteI read this book to my kids all the time! well, not this version LOL. Cute post, you're very creative!
ReplyDeleteLol! I'm glad it's not this version you read. ;)
DeleteLOVE!
ReplyDeleteAw, thank you! :)
DeleteThat was very creative - loved it
ReplyDeleteThank you! Glad you liked it! :)
DeleteThat was great! I will never be able to read dr. seuss without thinking of this post now.
ReplyDeleteThank you! :) For some reason I like turning Dr. Seuss into spanko versions, lol.
DeleteLOL Kenzie! :) Very creative of you! Dr. Seuss will never look the same again... Fun read. :) Many hugs,
ReplyDelete<3 Katie
Lol poor Dr. Seuss! Thanks Katie. :)
DeleteUnless I missed it somehow, I'm still awaiting your version of "Fucks and Sucks." Oops, I meant "Fox in Socks." I mean there's already a puddle paddle battle in it and everything. Kinda cries out for more, doncha think?
ReplyDeleteYesss, it does cry out for more! That one will be tough, but it will be done eventually. :)
DeleteI haven't visited in forever. I'm so glad I came across this while trying to catch up with everyone. Haha - LOVED this! I have that book and have read it my fair share of times, I will never look at that book the same again!
ReplyDeleteLol, aw well I'm glad you came to visit, and I'm glad you enjoyed. :)
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