Spanking advice a-z!

I remember coming across a few blogs a while ago, when a meme was going around about the ABC's of spanking. People would list things, A-Z, having to do with spanking. Fun idea!

Well I decided to change that idea around, just a little bit, and thought i'd try to write my own A-Z list. So here is my Spanking advice A-Z. Of course i'll also include some more general DD stuff, but spanking advice just sounded better. ;) I'm seriously in noooo way an expert on spanking, DD, Ds, etc, so this isn't meant as a serious thing. Just something I thought I could have a little fun with!

*Now, this part is really important for you HOH's out there - pay close attention to this advice, it could really help you out. ;) After all, this advice is mainly for you!

PS - Totally kidding, and not trying to be disrespectful here, just in a fun playful mood. 

A- "Are you realllllly going to spank me?" That question CAN sometimes be answered with, "Nope, I was just kidding."
B- "Butttttt I don't want to be spanked," should be taken into consideration at all times.
C- Can you spank a little softer? Appropriate answer being, "Sure sweetheart!"
D- Do we need to use the hairbrush? "We can skip it this time."
E- Eventually you guys will get the knack for spanking, don't worry!
F- Frankly, if we get in trouble, love taps are accepted!
G- Geeez guys, this corner looks dirty, come clean it .. please?
H- Hand as an implement is usually the best route to take!
I- I could get over your knee without hesitation, but do I really want to?
J- Just nice and slowly, put that belt back on where it belongs!
K- Kitchen utensils, need to STAY in the kitchen!
L- Let us get away with some stuff from time to time!
M- Maybe let us have a bonfire once in a while? All implements welcome!
N- Noooo! You may certainly not spank me with that!
O- Outside to pick a switch? Not the best idea.
P- Pretttttyy please Sir, I promise not to do it again, when said before a spanking, IS sincere!
Q- Quietness is important, that brush makes toooo much noise!
R- Right or wrong? Right, we are alwayssss right.
S- Smart mouth answers. You don't like those? Be best if you learned to embrace them.
T- Thissss is the way you spank, here let me show you!
U- Underwear are to stay up at all times!
V- Very hard spankings are not permitted!
W- While we're at it, corner time is no longer allowed.
X- XOXO - Hugs and kisses are wayyy better than punishments!
Y- You understand these, right? You better, because...
Z- Zero of these rules are allowed to be changed, or altered in any way, shape, or form!

*If you give your HOH/Dom any of this advice and end up in the position in the picture below, I can not be blamed. ;)

I don't know why, but I love this picture. I think it's her reaction, mixed with his sleeve rolled up, and the fact that it's Mr.Daniels. :)