Spanko Claus is Coming to Town & Other Spanko Jingles!

The holiday season is upon us, and even though Thanksgiving isn't even over yet, I am might possibly, be one of those people who start listening to Christmas songs, wayyy earlier than I should. I want to get a tree, start decorating, and blasting that Christmas music. Since Colin would probably consider it a spankable offense if I started blasting Christmas music through the house already, I figured I'll share some spanko jingles with you guys! Hope you enjoy.

*Oh and a quick update first. Colin has been working crazy work hours, but depending on when he gets home tonight, the LOL day spanking will probably happen tonight. If not, It'll happen whatever night this week he gets home before 10 pm. I'm hoping it happens tonight, because it's time to get it over with. ;) I also found out I won a prize over at http://katherinedeane.wordpress.com/ for a 5 Dollar Blushing Books certificate. I seriously NEVER win anything, so the fact that I won two things is pretty darn cool. :) Thanks Katherine Deane for the prize!

*One more update since I'm in a Christmasy/Holiday kinda mood today - Remember the Spanko Camp 2013 post I made this past summer? Well, I loved writing that Calendar, so I figured I'd make an Advent Calendar, similar to that one! I've been coming up with ideas for it for about a month now, and finally finished it last night! The only difference with this one, is the activities are designed to actually be done by you guys! The Camp was more of a silly little fantasy camp, but the Spanko Advent Calendar is 25 days of Spanko/DD/Ds activities. You can follow along every day, or just do a few days, it's totally up to you! Colin and I are going to try and do each day, but I'm sure real life will get in the way from time to time. Anyway, I'll be putting it up the last day of this month, but just wanted to give you guys a heads up!*

Now moving on to the spanko jingles. (Don't kill me, I know It's not even Thanksgiving yet!) I just couldn't help myself!

Spanko Claus is Coming to Town

You better watch out,
or you're gunna cry.
Don't even try to pout,
I'm tellin' you why,
Spanko Claus is comin' to town!

He's made up his list,
already checked it twice.
Already found out who's naughty, not nice!
Spanko Claus is comin' to town!

He saw you when you were sleeping,
knows what ya did when you were awake!
He knows that you've been bad, not good.
It's not good, for your bottoms sake!

Oh, you better watch out,
get ready to cry,
there's no need to pout,
I'm tellin' you why!
Spanko Claus is comin' to town!
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Over My Knee is Right Where You Will Go - To the tune of "Let it Snow." 

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
but the fire is so delightful.
And since we've no place to go,
over my knee is right where you will go.

I'm not showing signs of stopping,
Brought a brush for the sound of popping,
Can't have your bottom white as snow,
So over my knee, is right where you will go!

Oh yes, we can stay here all night.
There's no need to go out in the storm.
I'll have your bottom red and bright.
Hey, it's starting to feel nice and warm!

Excuse me, what did you just say?
Do you think its smart to disobey?
Oh really baby, is that so?
Over my knee, is right where you will go!
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I hope you liked them! I'm also working on The Grinch, and It's the Most Wonderful Time of The Year. After all, I have to save something for the actual month of December. ;)