Friday, June 28, 2013

Dr. Seuss - Spanko edition

I think I mentioned a few posts back, that Colin and I are going away again for the weekend. We'll be around lots of family and friends, so Submissive Saturday is going to have to wait until next weekend. I also decided to skip this weekends Submissive Saturday post, just because we put so many pictures up last weekend, that I figured we'd give it a break this weekend.

BUT - I have another fun post to put up today. Well, I think it's fun, hopefully you guys will agree. :)

Here's a spanko edition of Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham. Of course my title, is...

"Paddles and Canes."

I am Jane, Janes my name. Do you like paddles and canes?

I do not like them, Janes my name, I do not like paddles and canes.

Would you like them otk, would you like them in the month of May?

I would not like them otk, I would not like them in the month of May. I do not like them Janes my name, I do not like paddles and canes.

Would you like them panties down, would you like them while you're bound? 


I would not like them panties down, I would not like them while i'm bound. I would not like them otk, I would not like them in the month of May. I do not like paddles and canes, I do not like them Janes my name.

Would you like them when you're bad, would you or would that make you mad? 

Not when i'm bad. That would make me mad. Not panties down, not while i'm bound. Not otk, not in the month of May. I do not like paddles and canes, I do not like them Janes my name.

Would you, could you over the bed? Spank them, spank them, make them red. 

I would not, could not, over the bed.  Do not spank me, or make me red!

You may like them, you will see, you make like them, over my knee. 


Not over your knee, I would not could not, over your knee, not over the bed, you let me be!

While you count, while you count? Could you, would you, while you count?

Not while I count, not over the bed, not over your knee, Jane let me be! I would not, could not when i'm bad, after all it'd make me mad. I would not could not panties down, I would not could not while i'm bound. I will not like them otk, I will not like them in the month of May. I will not like paddles and canes, I will not like them Janes my name.

Ouch! Red or pink, red or pink, would you like it red or pink?

I would not like it red OR pink, I would not like it, that's what I think!

You do not like paddles and canes?

I do not like them, Janes my name!

Could you, would you, after the corner? Could you, would you, with Matt Bomer?


I could not, would not after the corner. But I could try it with Matt Bomer.


I do not like paddles and canes, I do not like them Janes my name!

You do not like them, so you say, try them, try them, and you may! Try them and you may, I say!

Jane! If you will let me be, I will try them, you will see!

OUCH! I do like paddles and canes, I do like them, Janes my name! And I would like them after the corner, and most certainly with Matt Bomer. I would like them red AND pink, I would like them, that's what I think! I would like them when i'm bad, I would like them, it won't make me mad! And panties down, and while i'm bound. I will like them in the month of may, and I will them OTK!

I SO do like, paddles and canes! Thank you, thank you, Janes my name!

Okay, so maybe it's a little corny, but there you have it. Green Eggs and Ham, spanko style! Because after all, everything is better spanko style. :)

49 comments:

  1. Haha :) everything is better spanko style, for sure!!

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    1. Spanko style is the best isn't it? Lol, thanks Elle! :)

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  2. Big smile here - clever. Thanks Kenzie.

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    1. Yay, glad you're smiling! :) Thanks!

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  3. My request:

    Fox in Socks.

    Definitely my favorite.

    It has a LOT of potential pretty much just like it is. Where else would we ever find the phrase: "Luke's duck licks lakes" much less references to a "tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle." I'd love to see your spin on that one!

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    1. Now THAT is going to be a challenge! Haha, I like the challenge though - it's going to be a fun one to work on! Thanks for the request! :)

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  4. Hahah Kenzie this was way cute!! It made me smile. Have a great weekend with Colin :)

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    1. Yay, happy to make you smile! Hope you have a great weekend too!

      PS - Tea date ASAP! :)

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  5. Kenz,
    Love it!!!! U made me smile!!! Have a wonderful weekend!
    Honey

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    1. Thanks Honey! Glad I could make you smile! Have a great weekend!

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  6. Hahaha can't wait for Fox in Sox!

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    1. haha I just read Fox in Sox to Colin, because he had never heard it before. He told me he doesn't think I can turn it into a spanko version, so now I have to prove him wrong! :)

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  7. Very clever. Have a good weekend.

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    1. Thanks sunnygirl! Hope you have a great weekend too!

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  8. Lol! Very impressive. Can't wait to read your next one.
    I got your email and I'll answer it soon.:)
    Have a great weekend!!!

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    1. Thanks Sarah, glad you liked it! :) Have a great weekend too!

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  9. Lol great job Kenzie! Very clever.

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    1. Thanks Bonnie! Nice to hear you liked it! :)

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  10. I loved it! I think everything is better spanko style too lol :)

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    1. SOO much better spanko style. :) Thanks Marie!

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  11. LOL nice spin on an old tale.
    I'd try a lot with Matt Bomer ;)

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    1. I don't think there's anything I wouldn't try with Mr.Bomer! :)

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  12. Love it. Have a fun weekend.

    Hug,
    joey

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    1. Thanks Joey! Hope you had a great weekend :)

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  13. I laughed out loud at the Matt Bomer line. Awesome! lol

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    1. Lol, personally, that was my fave line! :)

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  14. So cleaver and cute. Lol. Have a good weekend!
    <3 Lily

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    1. Thanks Lily! Hope you had a wonderful weekend. :)

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  15. LoL Kenzie. Loved it, very clever. Loved the Matt Bomer line too .. mmm LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Lol, thanks Roz! And mmmm is right, isn't Matt Bomer hot? :)

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  16. Kenzie!
    Very clever! I found myself chuckling throughout!
    Hugs, Cat

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    1. Aww, thanks Cat - i'm glad you liked it! :)

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  17. This is great. You are so creative

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    1. Thanks Blondie! :) I appreciate it!

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  18. Bahahaha!!! Love it!! And I don't think I've said this yet but I love your obsession with Mat Bomer... He might on the top five list of most handsome men alive. :-)

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    1. Oh he is my number one. I'll be watching White Collar and Colin will be talking to me and I totally zone out. There is just something about that man! :) Glad you share my obsession, lol

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  19. Mat Bomer is okay, but I still prefer Gilles Marini:
    http://www.fernandoirigoyen.com/resources/Gilles_Bed.jpg

    ***(sigh)***

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    1. Ohh, I just checked him out - that's a good looking man! BUT Matt Bomer has my heart.

      Ok, I lied - Colin has my heart, but Matt Bomer is yummmmy.

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  20. Very fun! I was lurking by and found your blog. Had to stop by to read a Seuss post! loved it.

    <3 CJ

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    1. Aw thanks CJ! I'm glad you came by, hope to see you come by again! :)

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  21. Haha I love it! Very creative. And of course you slip Matt Bomer in there. ;-)

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