Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Spanko rhymes & a mini update

Not much to update on the DD front - but there will be soon. Not sure if that's a good thing, or a bad thing.

I was chatting with some DD friends, and checked the messages a few times on my cell while driving. I know, I know - not good at all. We have a rule against texting and driving, so I had a feeling this was in the same category, even though I didn't answer the messages.

I decided to be honest, and I told Colin, and just as I figured, he decided a punishment was in order. Tomorrow is my only day off from work, and i'll be spending it writing an essay and getting a spanking. On top of that, i'm not allowed to use the messaging service on my cell for a few days. :(

So yea, i'm sure i'll be writing about that once it's all said and done.

Until then, I came up with another little spanko rhyme so I thought i'd share. And i'm working on the next Dr.Seuss one, but it's a bit tricker than the last one!

So rather than Jack and Jill, here is, "Colin and Kenz." :p Just say it to the 'tune' of Jack and Jill.

"Colin and Kenz"

Colin and Kenz went to the bedroom,
to take care of Kenzie's spanking.
Colin sat down, pulled her over his knee, 
and then the noise of smacking.

Smacks rained down, 
and tears they came,
soon kenzie was sayin' sorry.
Out came the belt,
which she surely felt,
up until the next morning.

Ok, literally threw it together in a couple minutes, so I know it's not any better than the original, but I thought i'd give it a shot. :)

I'll try to do another one. Let's see how this one comes out - my version of "The Itsy Bitsy Spider." We'll call it, "The Sweet and Sassy Kenzie." Again, just say it to the 'tune' of The Itsy Bitsy Spider."

The sweet and sassy Kenzie, went out to have some fun.
A few martinis later, she realized what she'd done.
Colin came and found her, dancing with some chap.
And when they got back home that night, she got a dozen with the strap.

And there are my spanko nursey rhymes for the day. Hope you liked them! Like I said in my last post, any and all requests are certainly welcome! :)

Hope everyone has a fun 4th of July, and experiences at least one of the three must haves for July 4th:

Family/Friends, Beer, and Fireworks! :)

25 comments:

  1. LOL, Love your version of itsy bitsy.... much more fun :)

    Callie

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    1. Lol thanks Callie. That one was fun to write. :)

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  2. Lol Kenzie this was funny, itsy bitsy Kenzie is good at rhymes :)

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    1. Haha thank you Missy! Im glad you liked them. :)

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  3. I also liked the "itsy bitsy" better :D

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  4. Hi Kenzie, Ooh, I'm sorry about the punishment, but I guess that is really dangerous. Kudos to you for being honest and telling Colin. That can't have been easy.

    Love the rhymes, very clever. Much more fun than the originals!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Thanks Roz! It wasnt easy to come clean, but thankfully I was able to tell him.

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  5. I miss yoooooouuuu! Be good so Colin lets you chat again! But I'm glad you won't be doing anything dangerous any time soon! I know the temptation, though. Hard to resist. :(

    LOVE your spanko rhymes. You're too cute! XOXOXOX

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    1. Thanks lovee! Finally im back in chat! Yayyy

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  6. Love the little adult rhymes. They are very clever oh so naughty.

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    1. Thanks sg! Clever and naughty is exactly what I was goin for. :)

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  7. Happy 4th of July. Hope you have fun.

    Clever rhymes.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Thanks Ronnie! Hope yoy had fun as well. :)

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  8. Very cute rhymes Kenzie! I was totally singing along with the itsy bitsy spider. Lol Happy 4th of July!

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    1. Yay glad you were singing along. Thanks :)

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  9. I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out why that lady swallowed a fly...

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    1. Haha yess I have to get working on that one. :)

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  10. Ahhh we have that rule too. It's a "Don't frickin touch the phone while driving" rule now. Definitely hard but ultimately safer... I guess ;) Good luck and enjoy the holiday!

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    1. It is safer...but its soooo tempting! Esp at a red light, but nope..thats not allowed either. Bleck!

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  11. It's been a while since I was in the chat room, I miss talking to everyone! Love the poetry!

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    1. Tara! I miss you too...hope to see you there soon!

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  12. Oh Kenzie, those are too cute! I happen to be a big fan of poetry even spanko poetry. :))
    ((Hugs)) Cat

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    1. Thanks Cat. :) so glad you liked them!

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  13. Very cute rhymes. :-) Hope you enjoyed your 4th!

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