Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Mad Libs - Spanko Style!

I'm going to take a wild guess here, and assume that most of you have done mad libs before. If not, you're missing out! I used to do them all the time with friends when I was younger, and they were just so much fun. I came across some old mad libs the other day, and of course my spanko lightbulb went off!

What's even better than mad libs? Mad libs, spanko style!


So I figured why not try and create one, and hope that you guys will play along! Play with a friend, your husband, your wife, your spankee, your spanker, etc - and then if you feel like it, post it on your blog, because i'd love to read it! :)

Oh and remember, whoever is filling in the blanks, shouldn't be able to see/read the story beforehand, or else it won't be as fun. :)

Bare with me here, because i'm a newbie at creating my own mad libs, but I hope you guys will 
A. Like it, and
B. Play long, and post them on your own blogs. :)
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Prelude to a spanking.

What in the world was I thinking? Was I even thinking at all? How could I have possibly thought I was going to get away with this? If only I had listened to (name of HOH/Dom,) when he warned me to behave. Why couldn't I have listened, just this once? I had a few simple rules I had to follow, and not only did I break one, I broke (Number!) We even went over the rules the other day. I can hear his voice in my head right now. He was standing over me, looking me in the (Body Part,) telling me he wanted to make sure I understood what was expected of me.

1.) No cursing allowed. Especially not the dreaded swear word, (Craziest word you can think of!) If that word even came close to coming out of my mouth. He'd make sure to wash it out with (Food item.)

2.) If I was going to be home late, let him know. He wanted to know I was safe, and not lost, wandering around in (Place in the world.)

3.) Have dinner on the table when he comes home from work. It's a long day when you do what he does. I can't imagine being a (Crazy job.) So if he wants a hot plate of (Food Item,) and (Food item,) waiting for him when he gets home, why not make it for him.

4.) Corner time will always be done as follows: Hands on (body part) facing the corner. Don't speak unless spoken to, and only answer respectfully, making sure to say (Funny pet name to show affection) after each yes or no answer.

That's it! It really shouldn't be that hard to follow those rules! So here I am, waiting for him in the corner. Oh (Crazy made up swear word/exclamation) I hear his footsteps. Here we go!

Well, well, what do we have here? Looks like my naughty little (Tih/Subs name) with her (Body part) pressed into the corner, waiting for her punishment. Maybe if you hadn't been so (Adjective,) you wouldn't be waiting to go over my (Body part) to receive your spanking. Out of the corner, come over to me, and let's see what two implements you picked out. Ahh, perfect choices, the (Noun,) and the (Spanking implement.)

These two always seem to do the trick nicely. They change your attitude pretty quickly, don't they? You go from being a little brat, to being a sweet little (Noun.) Now, let's get started. I've had it with your attitude. You've been so (Adjective) lately, so let's see if we can put a stop to that.
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There's part one! If you guys like it, i'll make the second part soon, which of course will include the juicy stuff! Spanking and all. :)

I'm going to post the results for when I had Colin fill in the blanks. Hope you enjoy, and hope to see your results as well!

Prelude to a spanking

What in the world was I thinking? Was I even thinking at all? How could I have possibly thought I was going to get away with this? If only I had listened to Colin when he warned me to behave. Why couldn't I have listened, just this once? I had a few simple rules I had to follow, and not only did I break one, I broke 10! We even went over the rules the other day. I can hear his voice in my head right now. He was standing over me, looking me in the Nipple telling me he wanted to make sure I understood what was expected of me.

1.) No cursing allowed. Especially not the dreaded swear word, BONKERS! If that word even came close to coming out of my mouth. He'd make sure to wash it out with pizza!

2.) If I was going to be home late, let him know. He wanted to know I was safe, and not lost, wandering around in Disney Land!

3.) Have dinner on the table when he comes home from work. It's a long day when you do what he does. I can't imagine being a Porn Star! So if he wants a hot plate of Macaroni, and Edamame waiting for him when he gets home, why not make it for him.

4.) Corner time will always be done as follows: Hands on bottom facing the corner. Don't speak unless spoken to, and only answer respectfully, making sure to say Sugarlips after each yes or no answer.

That's it! It really shouldn't be that hard to follow those rules! So here I am, waiting for him in the corner. Oh KAPOW I hear his footsteps. Here we go!

Well, well, what do we have here? Looks like my naughty little Kenzie with her hand pressed into the corner, waiting for her punishment. Maybe if you hadn't been so sour you wouldn't be waiting to go over my feet to receive your spanking. Out of the corner, come over to me, and let's see what two implements you picked out. Ahh, perfect choices, the pillow and the cane.

These two always seem to do the trick nicely. They change your attitude pretty quickly, don't they? You go from being a little brat, to being a sweet little telephone. Now, let's get started. I've had it with your attitude. You've been so sticky lately, so let's see if we can put a stop to that.

21 comments:

  1. Hey Kenzie,

    Ooh what fun and very creative of you! I enjoyed the story and your Mad Lib. Interested to read Colin's now. I'm going to have to think about this.

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Lol aw thanks Roz! Im glad you enjoyed it. :)

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  2. That was fun! Might tinker with this myself :)
    hugs
    DF

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    1. I hope ya do! Im glad you liked it. :)

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  3. Too funny! I'd love to play this with hubby but Mr Grumples doesn't find amusement in these things... might get him anyway and not share why lol

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    1. Haha that sounds like a good way around him not finding it amusing. :P

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  4. bah. no chance. BIKSS stalks all you lot too. not just my blog. so i bet he'll be here and reading this is no time. you know at least who ONE of your lurkers is.. he's so sneaky.

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  5. This is hilarious!!!!!!!

    I'm gonna try to get B to do it with me tonight and then I'll post it on mine too. What. A great idea

    Bekah

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    1. Yayyy i loved reading yours bekah! Thanks for trying it out. :)

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    2. I lost the rest of the rules between editing and publishing.. i pulled it back in to edit and fix it...Don't know how that happened..

      Bekah

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  6. This was a fun read. "Looking me in the nipple" made me laugh out loud. ;-)

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    1. Lol thats a very typical colin answer! Glad ya liked it :)

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  7. Oh that sounds like fun! :) Will have to try it with the Duke. Thank you for sharing. :)

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    1. Thanks Es May! Oh yay I hope you two try it out. :)

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  8. Hi Kenzie,

    I've never heard of that game but it looks like fun. I just might try it. Thanks for sharing it with us.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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    1. Thanks Hermione! Would love if ya tried it, it was fun to come up with! :)

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  9. I just saw this on Bekah's blog (from your blog) it's so cute! I'll have to try it on Cael this weekend.

    Macaroni & Edamame. That part cracked me up for some reason. Living on the wild side huh? ;)

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    1. Lol he's so wild with his macaroni and edamame isn't he? :p

      Yay, I hope you two try it - can't wait to hear about the results. ;)

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