Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Spanking advice a-z!

I remember coming across a few blogs a while ago, when a meme was going around about the ABC's of spanking. People would list things, A-Z, having to do with spanking. Fun idea!

Well I decided to change that idea around, just a little bit, and thought i'd try to write my own A-Z list. So here is my Spanking advice A-Z. Of course i'll also include some more general DD stuff, but spanking advice just sounded better. ;) I'm seriously in noooo way an expert on spanking, DD, Ds, etc, so this isn't meant as a serious thing. Just something I thought I could have a little fun with!

*Now, this part is really important for you HOH's out there - pay close attention to this advice, it could really help you out. ;) After all, this advice is mainly for you!

PS - Totally kidding, and not trying to be disrespectful here, just in a fun playful mood. 

A- "Are you realllllly going to spank me?" That question CAN sometimes be answered with, "Nope, I was just kidding."
B- "Butttttt I don't want to be spanked," should be taken into consideration at all times.
C- Can you spank a little softer? Appropriate answer being, "Sure sweetheart!"
D- Do we need to use the hairbrush? "We can skip it this time."
E- Eventually you guys will get the knack for spanking, don't worry!
F- Frankly, if we get in trouble, love taps are accepted!
G- Geeez guys, this corner looks dirty, come clean it .. please?
H- Hand as an implement is usually the best route to take!
I- I could get over your knee without hesitation, but do I really want to?
J- Just nice and slowly, put that belt back on where it belongs!
K- Kitchen utensils, need to STAY in the kitchen!
L- Let us get away with some stuff from time to time!
M- Maybe let us have a bonfire once in a while? All implements welcome!
N- Noooo! You may certainly not spank me with that!
O- Outside to pick a switch? Not the best idea.
P- Pretttttyy please Sir, I promise not to do it again, when said before a spanking, IS sincere!
Q- Quietness is important, that brush makes toooo much noise!
R- Right or wrong? Right, we are alwayssss right.
S- Smart mouth answers. You don't like those? Be best if you learned to embrace them.
T- Thissss is the way you spank, here let me show you!
U- Underwear are to stay up at all times!
V- Very hard spankings are not permitted!
W- While we're at it, corner time is no longer allowed.
X- XOXO - Hugs and kisses are wayyy better than punishments!
Y- You understand these, right? You better, because...
Z- Zero of these rules are allowed to be changed, or altered in any way, shape, or form!

*If you give your HOH/Dom any of this advice and end up in the position in the picture below, I can not be blamed. ;)

I don't know why, but I love this picture. I think it's her reaction, mixed with his sleeve rolled up, and the fact that it's Mr.Daniels. :)

22 comments:

  1. Okay, who thinks she should get spanked for this post? I'm taking votes
    - Colin

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    1. Good girl spanking won the vote babe, let's get to it. ;)

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  2. Loved this! My fav was the bonfire. Lol

    I vote "yes" for that spanking Colin.... But maybe a nice, easy, good girl spanking because you gotta admit this was good! ;)

    xo

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    1. Wouldn't that bonfire be great?! Lol, yess that's a perfect vote! ;)

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  3. And here I thought "T" was for topping from the bottom. My bad.

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    1. Lol, oooh I forgot about that one. ;)

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  4. Love this Kenzie, very cute and clever! My favs were the bonfire and smart mouth answers LoL.

    Colin - I'm with Bonnie. I think a good girl spanking may be warranted :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Thanks Roz, i'm glad you liked it!

      Totally agree with the good girl spanking vote. ;)

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  5. Lol Kenzie, loved it, very funny, and i deffinately think all these rules should be obeyed down to the last letter, and i do believe you serve a spanking for writting it, but agree with the rest, is should be a nice long erotic good girl one :)

    Hugs x

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    1. Lol yes, another vote for a good girl spanking. ;) I'm glad you liked it!

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  6. Kenzie,

    I guess my first reply didn't go through. If so, just delete this one.

    I love it! These were great. Embracing my smart ass comments. Yes, i wish He would comply with it as it would make my life so much easier. :)

    Colin, she did disclaim it was all in fun, so maybe just a love tap?

    xx HS

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    1. Lol they sooo need to embrace our smart ass comments once in a while!

      I like the love tap idea. ;)

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  7. sure sure, love it Kenzie... might earn you a couple of... love taps though... lol. I think the k - kitchen utensils staying in the kitchen needs to be revised however... great read made me smile. Just so you know, if you have not read DOMINANCE RESTORED, Bekah and I are working things through and moving forward again.
    Peace to you
    The Bishop ( B )

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    1. Lol, i'm glad you liked it, and SO glad you and Bekah are working things out and moving forward! Yay! :)

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  8. Good job!

    Colin, personally *I* think she's been very naughty and needs a trip over your knee. :p

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    1. Lol hey now JG! You forgot to say it has to be a goooood girl spanking. ;)

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  9. Agree that a spanking may be warranted. LOL LOVE the bonfire, and some of the others. Very fun, thank you. :)

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    1. Lol Es May! I'm glad you liked it, thanks. :)

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  10. Great list. :-) Do we need to use the hairbrush? "We can skip it this time." Ha! I've certainly never heard that response!

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    1. Thanks Lea, lol wouldn't it be great if we actually heard that response once in a while?

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