Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Dr. Suess Spanking ABC's

It has been WAYYY too long since I wrote a Dr. Seuss post! I came across the book, "Dr. Seuss's ABC" and I thought it'd be fun to try and turn it into a spanko/kinky version.

Here's a link to the pdf version of the book incase you haven't seen it before. Dr. Seuss's ABC Book .. and now here's my kinky version:

Big A, litte a. What begins with A? An Attitude Adjustment. A, A, A.

Big B, little b. What beings with B? Big Bubbly Bubble Butts getting a Belting.


Big C, little c. What begins with C? Caning from a Cowboy. C, C, C.

Big D, little d. Doms and Dommes alike.. Dreaming about Dom-y things, Duct tape we Dislike! 

ABCD..E..e..e. Ease off that Enthusiasm. E,E,E.

Big F, little f. F..F..F. Fluffy Fuzzy Feathers really are the best.

ABCDEF..G. Giant, Grizzly, Gorilla-Doms. G, G, G.

Big H, little h. Howling.. Hey, Hey, HEY! Hallelujah its almost over, Hooray - Hooray!

Big I, little i. I..I..I.  Ivory is ICKY. I, I, I.

Big J, little j. What begins with J? Justice with Jeans or Jammies down, it begins that way.

Big K, little k. Kneeling on your Knees. Think that's Kinky? Oh puuhlease.


Big L, little l. Lecture, than a Lickin'. Let's go Little Lady, time to Listen.

Big M, little m. Martinis, Mischief, and Mouthy. Hey now, Mister. Don't be grouchy.

Big N, little n. What begins with those? Nine Naughty Nudists.. so the story goes. 

O is very useful. You use it when you say; Owww Ouuuch and Owww some more. I'll Obey, Okay?

Big P, little p. Hm, what starts with that? Paddling Pink Panties.. Pat, Pat, Pat.


Big Q, little q. What begins with Q? Quit it now, be Quiet. Q, Q, Q.

Big R, little r. Rosy Red behind. When we're all finished, you'll surely be Refined.

Big S, little s. She felt her heart, it sank. When She heard the familar Sound - Spank, Spank, Spank. 

T...T...T...T. What begins with T? Ten Tanned bottoms all Tied up, you see.

Big U, little u. What begins with U? Up, Up, get on Up. Undies down now too.

Big V, little v. It's not Very Vanilla. Rhyme times almost over, follow along here fella'.

W..w...W. Where do we go from here? How about some Welts painted on that rear?

X is very useful, if you're trying XXX. Maybe after spanking, have some wild crazy seX.

Y is kind of tough. Yes sir and Young lady. Spankings almost over, don't be a crY babY.


ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY....and Z.

Big Z, little z. What begins with Z? The Zaniness that is Spanking - Do you diZZZagree?

Ok, I know, I know - some were totally lame - but that was a tough one! I've really missed turning innocent Dr. Seuss stories into spanko versions, so does anyone have a favorite Dr.Suess book/rhyme that I haven't done yet? If you do, just let me know and I'll be happy to try it out and see what I can come up with. :) Hope everyone is having a good week so far!

32 comments:

  1. YAY! Love it Kenzie & I miss your Dr.Seuss posts!

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  2. That was great Kenzie! i actually just read that story today.
    Kim

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    1. Thanks Kim! If I have to read the original some day, I'll be afraid I mess up the words, lol.

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  3. Very cute Kenzie...thanks for the giggles. ;)

    Hugs and Blessings...
    Cat

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    1. Always happy to make someone laugh. :) Thanks Cat!

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  4. Awesome post! This takes talent, for sure. Not just anyone can create a Dr. Seuss spanko parody! I'm impressed.

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    1. Aw thanks Autumn. Glad you liked it!

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  5. Your Dr Seuss's are better than the originals.
    thanks for sharing
    DF

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    1. That's quite a compliment, lol. Thank you! :)

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  6. I love your Dr. Seuss posts Kenzie. You are so clever, loved it!

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Aw thanks Roz, so happy to hear you liked it. :)

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  7. La la la....I can't hear you. This was one of our favourite books. Off to chant " Aunt Annie's Alligator. A. A. A. "

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    1. You're too funny! Nooo it's An Attitude Adjustment, A A A. ;)

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  8. I read this book to my kids all the time! well, not this version LOL. Cute post, you're very creative!

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    1. Lol! I'm glad it's not this version you read. ;)

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  9. That was very creative - loved it

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  10. That was great! I will never be able to read dr. seuss without thinking of this post now.

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    1. Thank you! :) For some reason I like turning Dr. Seuss into spanko versions, lol.

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  11. LOL Kenzie! :) Very creative of you! Dr. Seuss will never look the same again... Fun read. :) Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Lol poor Dr. Seuss! Thanks Katie. :)

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  12. Unless I missed it somehow, I'm still awaiting your version of "Fucks and Sucks." Oops, I meant "Fox in Socks." I mean there's already a puddle paddle battle in it and everything. Kinda cries out for more, doncha think?

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    1. Yesss, it does cry out for more! That one will be tough, but it will be done eventually. :)

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  13. I haven't visited in forever. I'm so glad I came across this while trying to catch up with everyone. Haha - LOVED this! I have that book and have read it my fair share of times, I will never look at that book the same again!

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    1. Lol, aw well I'm glad you came to visit, and I'm glad you enjoyed. :)

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