Showing posts with label Get out of spanking free card. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Get out of spanking free card. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Get out of spanking freeee card

Colin has learned tonight that making bets with me is not the best idea.  :)

He's obsessed with quoting funny movies, so half the time I tune him out, listen intently, of course. He was quoting some movie tonight and I asked him what it was from. He told me if I could guess it, i'd get something.

What do I get?
What do you want?
Hmm.. get out of spanking free card?
Ok .. deal.
How many guesses do I get?
4 (he really didn't think I knew this one.)
Okay... um .. step brothers?
Nope.
Happy Gilmore?
....Yup.

Haha. So I now have a get out of spanking free card! Yipee. Of course, like usual, there are a few rules that accompany this card.
1.) Can't be used for blatant disrespect or cursing AT him.
2.) Can't be used if he spanks me in the middle of an argument.
3.) Can't be used to get out of maintenance.
4.) Can't be used during vacation.

Okay, most of those are reasonable. Except for the last one. I say it shouldn't have to be used on vacation because vacation should mean a vacation from spankings! Or any punishments for that matter! What do you guys think? Maybe if I get enough people to agree with me on this one, Colin will leave the implements/capcaisin cream/etc at home?

Or maybe i'm pushing my luck and should consider myself lucky for having a get out of spanking card in the first place?

Okay, forget that last sentence .. I am officially on protest. No punishment while on vacation!! Help me out, pretty please?

Did I mention while we're away, it will be my birthday?! Oh, I didn't? Well in that case .. it will be my BIRTHDAY..  Sooo, NO spankings! I'd say I have a pretty valid argument?

Colin, if you're reading this - you know you want to be nice, right?  If my arguments weren't good enough, how's this one for you? No spankings while on vacation .. because .. drum roll .. wait for it ...