BUT - I have another fun post to put up today. Well, I think it's fun, hopefully you guys will agree. :)
Here's a spanko edition of Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham. Of course my title, is...
"Paddles and Canes."
I am Jane, Janes my name. Do you like paddles and canes?
I do not like them, Janes my name, I do not like paddles and canes.
Would you like them otk, would you like them in the month of May?
I would not like them otk, I would not like them in the month of May. I do not like them Janes my name, I do not like paddles and canes.
Would you like them panties down, would you like them while you're bound?
I would not like them panties down, I would not like them while i'm bound. I would not like them otk, I would not like them in the month of May. I do not like paddles and canes, I do not like them Janes my name.
Would you like them when you're bad, would you or would that make you mad?
Not when i'm bad. That would make me mad. Not panties down, not while i'm bound. Not otk, not in the month of May. I do not like paddles and canes, I do not like them Janes my name.
Would you, could you over the bed? Spank them, spank them, make them red.
I would not, could not, over the bed. Do not spank me, or make me red!
You may like them, you will see, you make like them, over my knee.
Not over your knee, I would not could not, over your knee, not over the bed, you let me be!
While you count, while you count? Could you, would you, while you count?
Not while I count, not over the bed, not over your knee, Jane let me be! I would not, could not when i'm bad, after all it'd make me mad. I would not could not panties down, I would not could not while i'm bound. I will not like them otk, I will not like them in the month of May. I will not like paddles and canes, I will not like them Janes my name.
Ouch! Red or pink, red or pink, would you like it red or pink?
I would not like it red OR pink, I would not like it, that's what I think!
You do not like paddles and canes?
I do not like them, Janes my name!
Could you, would you, after the corner? Could you, would you, with Matt Bomer?
I could not, would not after the corner. But I could try it with Matt Bomer.
I do not like paddles and canes, I do not like them Janes my name!
You do not like them, so you say, try them, try them, and you may! Try them and you may, I say!
Jane! If you will let me be, I will try them, you will see!
OUCH! I do like paddles and canes, I do like them, Janes my name! And I would like them after the corner, and most certainly with Matt Bomer. I would like them red AND pink, I would like them, that's what I think! I would like them when i'm bad, I would like them, it won't make me mad! And panties down, and while i'm bound. I will like them in the month of may, and I will them OTK!
I SO do like, paddles and canes! Thank you, thank you, Janes my name!
Okay, so maybe it's a little corny, but there you have it. Green Eggs and Ham, spanko style! Because after all, everything is better spanko style. :)
