The Dom With The Palm.

Sooo I'm kinda sorta supposed to be doing some chores right now, but I'm kinda sorta bored of the chores and wanted to write something fun.

Colin texted me this morning and told me to check our app to see what he added for today. I answered with, "Yes, Sir." He then said:

"Good girl. Let's start this week off right and you will be rewarded, but the minute you act up or not do something I tell you to do, you will be punished. Do you understand me?"

Geez. Mr. HOH is back! I checked the list and decided I'd get most of it done later on in the day. I went to the store, got stuff for dinner, because I'm now obsessed with our crockpot! I love having dinner ready for him when he gets home, it makes me so happy to do that for him. So anyway,  I did that and then decided to watch a bit of tv. I got pretty into my show and ended up watching a few more episodes than I should have.

My phone went off and I saw a text from Colin.

"I don't see anything checked off the list. You don't want to disappoint me baby."

I quickly got up, checked the list, and was able to do a few things and cross them off. It was too late in the day to do two of them, and there are two others I haven't done yet. I just realllllyyy don't feel like vacuuming or doing laundry right now. I mean he never reallllyy told me I had to get them all done, so I'm hoping what I did do will suffice? Wishful thinking, I know. Having said that, I really should be vacuuming, but blogging just sounds like so much more fun right now!

Soooo - I haven't done any Dr. Seuss lately and I figured now is as good of a time as ever. So, rather than "The Cat in the Hat," here is:

The Dom With The Palm!

The sun did not shine,
I had no time to play,
I had chores to get done,
On this cold winters day.

The tv was calling,
I sat down for a few.
And I said, hmm hold on,
Didn't I have something to do?

Too tired for chores,
Should I be making a call?
I'll just sit on the couch,
and do nothing at all.

So all I did,
was sit sit sit sit.
Oh no, he will not like this.
Not one little bit.

And then
something went BUMP!
How that bump made me jump!

I looked!
Then I saw him, I couldn't respond!
I looked,
and I saw him.
The Dom with the palm.
Standing there staring,
looking a bit like king kong.

I know you were tired,
and not feeling well.
But your chores are not done?
No, I will not yell.

I know a few games we could play,
said the Dom.
I have a few tricks, 
Said the Dom with the palm.
A lot of good tricks,
I will show them to you.
Your bottom will not mind 
not at all if I do.

And poor little me,
did not know what to say.
I shouldn't have sat on the couch
all damn day.

So a voice said, no no!
Make that Dom go away!
Tell that Dom with the palm,
you do NOT want to play!
He should not be here.
He should not be about.
He should not be here
while your bottom is out!

Now, now - have no fear!
Have no fear, said the Dom.
My tricks aren't that bad,
Said the Dom with the palm.
Why, we can have
lots of fun if you wish.
fun with a game, that I call,
swish swish.

Oh no! Not swish swish!
I know that sound.
No way, not swish swish!
I don't want my pants down!

Have no fear said the Dom.
I will take them down fast!
panties down too,
no not at half mast!
With a brush in one hand,
you just stay calm,
We'll handle this now,
Shhh said the Dom.

Look at you.
Look at you now,
Said the Dom
your bottom all red,
from the sting of my palm.
I will go grab a belt,
you better obey,
now it's off to the corner,
red bottom on display.

Then he came to the corner,
Said, my what a view,
next time pick your chores,
or a cane of bamboo.

And in that moment,
I did not know what to say,
Should I tell him, yes Sir?
Be good and obey?

Next time do my chores?
What should I do?
Well what would YOU do,
if your Dom asked you?

This story ended up being wayyyy longer than I thought it was, so I left out some parts in the middle to make it a bit shorter.

My Dom with the TWITCHY palm is on his way home now, and I just told him that most of the chores were done, but not all of them.

After hearing a mini lecture from him, and receiving a text that says, "I don't want any hesitation. When I say get over my knee, DO IT,"I'm wondering if this poem will resemble real life at all when he gets home tonight .. eeek.

I sweetly replied to that text with a, "Yes Sir." This followed:

"I'll see you when I get home."
"I love you lots and lots and lots!"
"That's not going to help that bottom of yours."

Wish me luck!

You can say that again!

It's the Most Spankable Time of the Year!

Ahhh I finally have time to myself, yay! Although, It's not that much time so hopefully I can get this blog post done today. My best friend from out of state has been staying with us for the past few days, not to mention Colin has worked literally almost 100 hours this week, and I've been going crazy doing last minute Christmas Shopping. Needless to say, I haven't been able to get on my blog at all!

I'm sorry I'm not up to date on reading posts/commenting, but I'm going to get to it asap I promise!

Anyway, we haven't been able to do the Spanko Advent Calendar stuff in a long time, and I know todays is that we're supposed to come up with a spanko holiday jingle together, so I asked Colin if he could help me out with one, and here it is!

Here is, "It's the Most Spankable Time of the Year."

It's the most spankable time of the year!
With the subs all rebelling,
and all the Doms coloring, red on their rear,
It's the most spankable time of the year!

It's the smack, smackiest season of all.
With those holiday prankings and naughty girl spankings,
they're likely to bawl,
It's the smack, smackiest season of all.

There'll be blog posts for posting,
bare bottoms for roasting,
will they overdo the merlot?

There'll be begging and pleading,
and maybe some kneeling,
like spankings not too long ago.

It's the most spankable time of the year!
Outside it might be snowing,
here bottoms are glowing,
to the rules they'll adhere,
'cuz it's the most spankable time of the year!

Hope ya liked it. :) So, catch me up - how is everyone doing? Ready for the Holidays? I miss talking to everyone and like I said, I promise I'll catch up on blogs soon - it's just been so crazy busy!

I'll end the post with a picture I found - hope ya like it! Also, I hope everyone has a very Happy Holiday and I hope Santa brings you everything you asked for & more! ;)

Colins Responses & Eeek, RA session!

I had fun writing my last post about 10 things all Doms & HOH's should know, so I thought it might be fun to hear from the other side.

Colin had a few things to say about what I wrote, so I thought I'd ask him to help me out, so we could share his responses with you. He tends to be pretty sarcastic at times, and I got a good laugh out of some of his responses - hopefully you will too. :) Thankfully he agreed to help me out, Yayyy! Cue the happy dance.

What makes this even more amazing, is that Colin totally does the dance Joey is doing,  facial expression and all.

So, here are Colins responses to my last post. If you didn't read the previous post, it might not make sense, so go check it out if ya haven't seen it. :)

1. You're right, corners do seem boring. Use the time wisely, and think about how to avoid them in the future.
2. You might use wooden spoons for cooking, but i'd rather use it to redden your bottom.
3. Sarcastic comments like that are what you earned you soap in the first place. Keep it up and you'll have it in your mouth while youre standing in that 'boring' corner.
4. Google might have most of the answers, but google isn't the one who's being a smart mouth, so unless you want to make the essay longer, stop being a little brat.
5. I think YOU need to get your hearing checked. How many times did I tell you to do something you didn't do? That's what I thought.
6. Ok, you're right. This IS going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me. I was just trying to be nice.
7. My pants stay up just fine, young lady. If you'd like to complain about the belt, we can move to the strap. You love that one don't you?
8. I remember just fine what I said was going to happen if you acted up again. Why don't you write me one of those essays about it? Or better yet, come on over my knee and we'll have a nice little discussion, where you can remind me what I said would happen.
9. Next time, not only will you answer with a yes Sir, you'll be ASKING me for the spanking.
10. Time for you to get those implements, line them up, and i'll show you what they're really meant for.

Like I said, he can be a bit sarcastic at times. On the other hand, I don't think I'd ever actually say my sarcastic comments directly to him. Okay, who am I kidding? I would, and I probably will sometime soon. ;)

We *Still* haven't gotten in a good RA Session/OTK Discussion because of crazy work schedules and all that, but tonight he said one will be taking place. I recently asked him if we could review our rules and change them up a bit if need be. I haven't been held accountable for most of the rules lately, and I just really need that feeling of .. being held accountable. 

Of course he agreed, so I have a feeling that will come up tonight during RA.

I'm also thinking he'll be trying out some of the new implements. Eeek. Pray for my butt please?

LOL Day is coming up, and I'm hoping to hear from some of you lurkers out there, so start building up the courage to say hi. :) Hopefully when LOL Day comes, I'll hear from some of you! We'll be having some sort of incentive for people to comment, just not quite sure what yet!

Hope everyone had a happy huuump day! 

Spanko Rap - Old school!

Yayyy, I finally have time to blog again! Work has been crazy busy, and i've really missed blogland! Thankfully it's starting to calm down, and we have a nice long holiday weekend ahead of us. :)

Anyway, i'm going to write a little update on us soon, but in the mean time, I thought i'd try another spanko parody kinda post. I've had this song stuck in my head for days now, so I decided to make a new spanko version.

Do you remember the show, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air? I grew up watching it, so it takes me back to some fun memories. If you don't know the show, or the oh so amazing theme song, take a listen below.

This isn't one of the best i've done, that's for sure, but it was hard, so cut me some slack. ;)

So here's my spanko-rap version of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, theme song. Enjoy!

Now this is the story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside-down,
so listen up real good, and we'll get this story rollin',
tell ya how I became the sub to my huband called Colin.

(Insert funky 90s theme song music.)

Innnn our tiny little town, born and raised
googling spanking, is how I spent most of my days.
Saw some videos and chats, and some spankin' stories too.
Found all this information, hey now that's kinda cool.

Fast forward some years later, dating this new man,
let's come up with somethin, try to hatch a plan.
I'll try and push his buttons, let's see what he's got.
He's givin' me that look, stomachs in a knot.

I begged and I pleaded, please don't do this now.
What'd I get myself into? Damn, holy cow!
He said 'young lady listen, before I get the brush,"
I guess it's time to listen, not tryin' to push my luck.

Started countin' the smacks, around 7 or 8.
I yelled right out loud, I guess I sealed my fate.
Looked him in the eyes, what I needed was right there,
started spendin' lots of time, otk and bare.

And there ya have it! I kind of rushed through it, because I was getting frustrated, but hope you guys liked it, even just a little bit. I'd be seriously happy if someone was thinking about this dance (or even better, doing this dance) while singing the song. ;)

Anyone have any fun plans for the holiday weekend? Hope you get lots of relaxation, time with family and friends, and of course, lots of spankings. :)

Spanko rhymes & a mini update

Not much to update on the DD front - but there will be soon. Not sure if that's a good thing, or a bad thing.

I was chatting with some DD friends, and checked the messages a few times on my cell while driving. I know, I know - not good at all. We have a rule against texting and driving, so I had a feeling this was in the same category, even though I didn't answer the messages.

I decided to be honest, and I told Colin, and just as I figured, he decided a punishment was in order. Tomorrow is my only day off from work, and i'll be spending it writing an essay and getting a spanking. On top of that, i'm not allowed to use the messaging service on my cell for a few days. :(

So yea, i'm sure i'll be writing about that once it's all said and done.

Until then, I came up with another little spanko rhyme so I thought i'd share. And i'm working on the next Dr.Seuss one, but it's a bit tricker than the last one!

So rather than Jack and Jill, here is, "Colin and Kenz." :p Just say it to the 'tune' of Jack and Jill.

"Colin and Kenz"

Colin and Kenz went to the bedroom,
to take care of Kenzie's spanking.
Colin sat down, pulled her over his knee, 
and then the noise of smacking.

Smacks rained down, 
and tears they came,
soon kenzie was sayin' sorry.
Out came the belt,
which she surely felt,
up until the next morning.

Ok, literally threw it together in a couple minutes, so I know it's not any better than the original, but I thought i'd give it a shot. :)

I'll try to do another one. Let's see how this one comes out - my version of "The Itsy Bitsy Spider." We'll call it, "The Sweet and Sassy Kenzie." Again, just say it to the 'tune' of The Itsy Bitsy Spider."

The sweet and sassy Kenzie, went out to have some fun.
A few martinis later, she realized what she'd done.
Colin came and found her, dancing with some chap.
And when they got back home that night, she got a dozen with the strap.

And there are my spanko nursey rhymes for the day. Hope you liked them! Like I said in my last post, any and all requests are certainly welcome! :)

Hope everyone has a fun 4th of July, and experiences at least one of the three must haves for July 4th:

Family/Friends, Beer, and Fireworks! :)

Dr. Seuss - Spanko edition

I think I mentioned a few posts back, that Colin and I are going away again for the weekend. We'll be around lots of family and friends, so Submissive Saturday is going to have to wait until next weekend. I also decided to skip this weekends Submissive Saturday post, just because we put so many pictures up last weekend, that I figured we'd give it a break this weekend.

BUT - I have another fun post to put up today. Well, I think it's fun, hopefully you guys will agree. :)

Here's a spanko edition of Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham. Of course my title, is...

"Paddles and Canes."

I am Jane, Janes my name. Do you like paddles and canes?

I do not like them, Janes my name, I do not like paddles and canes.

Would you like them otk, would you like them in the month of May?

I would not like them otk, I would not like them in the month of May. I do not like them Janes my name, I do not like paddles and canes.

Would you like them panties down, would you like them while you're bound? 

I would not like them panties down, I would not like them while i'm bound. I would not like them otk, I would not like them in the month of May. I do not like paddles and canes, I do not like them Janes my name.

Would you like them when you're bad, would you or would that make you mad? 

Not when i'm bad. That would make me mad. Not panties down, not while i'm bound. Not otk, not in the month of May. I do not like paddles and canes, I do not like them Janes my name.

Would you, could you over the bed? Spank them, spank them, make them red. 

I would not, could not, over the bed.  Do not spank me, or make me red!

You may like them, you will see, you make like them, over my knee. 

Not over your knee, I would not could not, over your knee, not over the bed, you let me be!

While you count, while you count? Could you, would you, while you count?

Not while I count, not over the bed, not over your knee, Jane let me be! I would not, could not when i'm bad, after all it'd make me mad. I would not could not panties down, I would not could not while i'm bound. I will not like them otk, I will not like them in the month of May. I will not like paddles and canes, I will not like them Janes my name.

Ouch! Red or pink, red or pink, would you like it red or pink?

I would not like it red OR pink, I would not like it, that's what I think!

You do not like paddles and canes?

I do not like them, Janes my name!

Could you, would you, after the corner? Could you, would you, with Matt Bomer?

I could not, would not after the corner. But I could try it with Matt Bomer.

I do not like paddles and canes, I do not like them Janes my name!

You do not like them, so you say, try them, try them, and you may! Try them and you may, I say!

Jane! If you will let me be, I will try them, you will see!

OUCH! I do like paddles and canes, I do like them, Janes my name! And I would like them after the corner, and most certainly with Matt Bomer. I would like them red AND pink, I would like them, that's what I think! I would like them when i'm bad, I would like them, it won't make me mad! And panties down, and while i'm bound. I will like them in the month of may, and I will them OTK!

I SO do like, paddles and canes! Thank you, thank you, Janes my name!

Okay, so maybe it's a little corny, but there you have it. Green Eggs and Ham, spanko style! Because after all, everything is better spanko style. :)