Tuesday, April 30, 2013

If you give a Dom a Reason..

I saw this post on Stormys Blog called, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, and I had to read it!  It gave me the idea of writing a spanking version of that story.  If you don't know it, or haven't heard of it, you can check out the original words to the story by doing a quick google search.  For some reason blogger is being a pain in the ass, and not letting me link to a site where I found the words.

Anyway, thanks Stormy for the inspiration for this story:

"If You Give a Dom a Reason."

If you give a Dom a reason, he's going to start thinking of ways to punish you. Once he starts thinking of ways to punish you, he's going to ask you to line up the implements.


 When he sees the implements all lined up, he's probably going to want to use more than just one. When he decides to use those implements, he's going to tell you to get over his knee.

When he tells you to get over his knee, you're probably going to pout. When he sees you pouting, he'll most likely give you the look. When he gives you the look, you're going to start to get nervous. When you start to get nervous, you're probably going to start thinking of ways to get out of the spanking.

The look

The look again...yup, THAT look.

When you start to give him your excuses, he's probably going to get a bit ticked off. When he starts to get ticked off, his hand is going to get all twitchy. When his hand starts to get twitchy, he's probably going to pull you over his knee and use that hand. When he starts using that hand, you'll start to pout again.


When you start to pout again, he's going to stop using his hand. When he stops using his hand, he's going to start grabbing those implements. When he starts to use those implements, you're probably going to feel a sting. When you start to feel a sting, you'll probably begin to complain. When you begin to complain, he'll probably pull your pants down and give you something to complain about. When he pulls your pants down, you'll probably try to make sure the panties stay up. When he sees you resisting, he'll probably decide to take the panties down as well.

When the panties come down, he'll probably start using the brush. When he starts to use the brush, you'll probably tell him it's better off brushing hair. When he keeps spanking with the brush, you'll probably tell him if he wasn't balding he could find a better way to use that brush.


When you tell him he's starting to bald, he probably won't laugh. When you realize he's not laughing, it'll be to late to realize he's helping you off his knee. When you start to think it's over, you'll get relieved. When he realizes you're relieved, he'll be the one laughing.

When he starts laughing, he'll probably tell you to bend over the bed. When you ask him why, he'll probably say, "Because i'm the boss." When he says that, you'll realize it's a good idea to listen.



When you bend over the bed, he'll probably roll up his sleeve. When he rolls up his sleeve, you're going to know he means business. As soon as you realize he means business, he's probably going to undo his belt. When you hear the belt coming off, you'll probably begin to regret the bratty remark. When you begin to regret that remark, you'll probably hear the swoosh of the belt. When you hear the swoosh of the belt, you'll very soon after feel it's sting. When you feel it's sting, you'll really start being sorry.


When you begin to truly be sorry, he'll probably notice. When he notices, he'll probably throw in twenty more swats for good measure. When he tells you about the last twenty, you'll probably pout. When you pout this time, he'll tell you to count. When you're almost done counting, he'll start seeing your butt turn bright red. When he sees your butt turning bright red, he'll probably smirk. When he starts to smirk, he'll probably be happy. When you ask him why he's happy, he'll say he's happy you gave him a reason.

When you see that smirk, you'll probably tell him it's not funny. When you tell him it's not funny, he's going to tell you to go to the corner. When you decide you would rather not go to the corner, you're probably about to give him another reason.



& When You Give a Dom a Reason, he's going to start thinking of ways to punish you.

:)

29 comments:

  1. Thanks, Kenzie... I will NEVER be able to read the mouse book again without thinking of this! Very creative! :)

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    1. Haha, i'm glad you liked it - and i'm glad when you read the book this story will be in the back of your mind, lol. :)

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    1. Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. :)

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  3. Cute! There's just one flaw in your logic... do they ever really NEED a reason to start spanking? ;) Mine tells me he doesn't! Thanks for sharing!

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    1. Very good point Rosie .. I guess they really don't need a reason at all. :)

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  4. * Giggles * Thanks for the story ;)

    Callie

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    1. Thanks for stopping by, glad you liked it. :)

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    1. Thank you, glad you liked it. :)

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    1. Thanks Brenna, i'm glad you enjoyed it. :)

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  7. Very creative. It really is true though.

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    1. Thanks Blondie! Yup, we don't need to give them anyyy reasons, lol.

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  8. Good story and great pictures to go with it :)

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    1. Thanks Janey, i'm glad you liked it. :)

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  9. very good and so much more fun then "if you give a pig a party" (the original children's story)

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    1. Thanks Sir J! It sure is a lot more fun than the original! :)

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  10. Excellent story Kenzie. It is all so true.

    Hug,
    joey

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    1. Thanks Joey! It is true isn't it? No reasons need to be given. :)

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    1. Aww thank you, i'm glad you liked it. :)

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  12. Nice job....but I was cringing as I read. Aaaagh! Too real..lol.

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  13. So I'm probably being a brat, but Sir J.... The ACTUAL original story is If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
    :)

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  14. If You Give a Mouse a Cookie is a children's book written by Laura Numeroff and illustrated by Felicia Bond. Described as a "circular tale,"[1] it is Numeroff and Bond's first collaboration in what came to be the If You Give... Book™ series.[2]

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  15. But Kenzie, I love, LOVED your story! It was very amusing! Now I just hope I don't get in trouble from my Dom by responding as Anonymous...

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  16. Nice story! I recently paid for a comment about balding tops and was shown what he CAN still use a hairbrush for. :-/ Such grumpy people, those tops.

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