Saturday, April 6, 2013

Need an excuse to get out of a spanking?

So we started boot camp this morning, and even though it got off to a rocky start, (i'll be writing more about that when boot camp is over and I can write about the whole thing) I think it's going to be really good for us.

Colin went out to do some errands that needed to be done, leaving me to write down all the rules/assignments of boot camp so that we have it written down and know what to do.  I got all that done, so I thought i'd write a fun entry.

I noticed on Lea's blog that she has written some fun things, and it gave me the idea to write this one.

Ya know how we sometimes just .. blank and do something that probably wasn't the best idea?  We'll then get that look, and right away try to come up with some kind of excuse?  Well, I figured i'd write a list of excuses for next time you need to get out of a spanking for any of these things.  Oh, and use them at your own risk, because if the spanking ends up being even harder because of it, I don't want anyone running back and blaming me for it. :p

Incident number 1: "The eye roll." Because, sometimes it just .. happens.
The Dom/HoH says: Did you really just roll your eyes at me? *Of course for them, they could use this as a cause for a spanking.*
Your response: I wasn't rolling my eyes, the ceiling is dirty and I was going to suggest you might want to clean it. :)

Did you just roll your eyes at me?
 Incident number 2: "NO!" Usually saying no to the Dom/HoH is not the smartest thing to do.  Whether it be when we're supposed to get into position for a spanking, go to the corner, or just being told what to do.
The Dom/HoH says: "Did you just tell me no?!"
Your response: Of course not.  You cut me off before I was done .. what I was trying to say was .. "No problem, Sir.. right away."


Incident number 3: "Turning around while in the corner, or not staying in the corner."  Because, come on .. it's not that simple to just stand there and stare at the wall.
The Dom/HoH says: "Did I tell you it was time to come out?" Or, "Did I say you could turn around?"
Your response: YOU try standing in the corner for 5 minutes, staring at a wall, and then tell me how easy it is ... that wasn't rhetorical you know, go ahead .. stand there.


Incident number 4: They ask you what they said would happen if you did ___ or didn't do ___.  I hate answering this one, so I try my best to avoid it.
The Dom/HoH says: "I'm waiting for an answer, what did I say would happen?"
Your response: Okay, lets work on this memory issue of yours .. i'm going to help you out this one time, but next time I expect you to remember on your own. :)


And that's that.  Trust me, I will not be saying any of these things or making any smart ass comments during this weekend.  Colin has really shown me that the boot camp thing is going to be taken seriously.  So now that I got the fun little post written and done, time to be serious about it.  Wish me luck!

As Mr. Christian Grey would say - Laters, Baby. :)

16 comments:

  1. For your sake I suggest you refrain from any of your sarcastic comments, especially this weekend my pet ;)
    -Colin

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    1. I think I refrained pretty well babe. :)

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  2. Good luck with your weekend! I like your responses here. A logical answer to the eye roll would be "No I didn't roll my eyes. There's something in my contact." The ass-icidal response would be "Yeah I did, because you're being stupid. Everyone knows Justin Timberlake was born January 31!" Because of course the conversation would've been about Justin Timberlake.

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    1. Thanks Lea... haha love your eye roll response. A lot of your posts were the inspiration for this post. :p

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  3. DH just read about DD bootcamp, and has been really interested in doing it. I was surprised to be honest.
    Can't wait to hear how it went.

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    1. Julia, it was awesomee. I just wrote an entry about it .. I would recommend it for sure, and so would Colin.

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  4. LOL. I'm all for being a smart mouth but are you crazy Kenzie? Don't use any of those ever, it never ends well, I speak from experience. If you must, at least make sure you don't say them out loud. I say a bunch of stuff in my head but it has to stay there to keep my butt out of trouble.

    Good luck with the rest of your weekend!
    <3 Lily

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    1. Haha, keeping them in my head is probably a very good idea! I don't think i'd be brave enough to say most of these out loud. :)

      Thanks for the comment!

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  5. LOL. I will not be informing my non-internet-seeking husband anything about boot camp. Good luck and God bless. Hope you get the results you are hoping for. -Belle L.

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    1. Thanks Belle! I was very happy with the boot camp. :) Hope you had a good weekend!

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  6. Very funny! I like your responses but I do not think I will use them. I am not that brave when a top is holding a strap.

    Good luck with boot camp.

    Hug,
    Joey

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    1. Lol I don't think i'd be brave enough to use them either Joey. :)

      Thanks! :)

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  7. Good luck on boot camp and let us know how it goes. Sounds like it should be good training.

    FD

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    1. Thanks so much! I just finished up an entry about how it went. I was very happy with it.

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  8. hahaha um....I think I'd take the "use at your own risk" warning *very* seriously on these ;)
    Hope boot camp went/is going...um...well? ;) When it's over you should look for the spanking a-z's--like an extended (and hilarious) list a blogger made of smart ass remarks that one should probably never say to their HoH :)
    If I find it I'll email or post it :)

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    1. Lol, yes take that warning VERY seriously! Oooh, that sounds familiar, but i'm not sure if i've seen it - i'll have to look for it, because it sounds very funny.

      Thanks for the comment. :)

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