Tuesday, June 18, 2013

If You Give a Sub a Spanking

I did a fun post a month or so back, If You Give a Dom a Reason... and I had so much fun writing it, I figured i'd give it another shot. This time, i'm going to change it up and do it a little differently.

Here is, If You Give a Sub a Spanking.

Keep in mind, this is all in good fun, and it's not an actual scenario. I don't think i'd be brave enough to try it myself, and I don't mean any disrespect to any Dom's, i'm just having a little bit of fun. :)


If you give a sub a spanking, you're going to get a sore hand. Once you get a sore hand, you're going to tell her to get the hairbrush. Once you tell her to go get the hairbrush, she's going to go "blah blah blah." 



Once she does that, you're going to be shocked. Once she sees your face, she's going to run and hide.



Once she runs and hides, you're going to try and catch her. When you try and catch her, you'll realize you can't find her. Once she realizes you can't find her, she's going to start to chuckle. Once she starts to chuckle, she's going to think she's won. Once she thinks she's won, you're going to warn her that she won't be laughing for long. 


Once she hears your tone of voice, she's going to think about coming out. When she's thinking about coming out, you're going to start counting to ten. Once she hears you counting to ten, she's going to start to giggle again. Once she starts to giggle, you're going to follow the sound. Once you follow the sound, you're going to find her.


Once she realizes she's caught, you're going to ask for the brush. When you ask for the brush, she's going to give you the puppy dog eyes.


When she gives you the puppy dog eyes, you're going to give her the, "that's NOT going to work," look. Once she sees that look, she's going to give you the hairbrush. 


Once she gives you the hairbrush, you're going to tell her to get over your knee. Once she's over your knee, she's going to get that spanking. Once that spanking starts, it won't be you that's hurting.



So just remember, when you give a sub a spanking, you're going to get a sore hand. But she will end up with a sore bottom.

:)

I like my first one better, but this is the best I could come up with for now. I wasn't even going to post it, until I could come up with something I liked more, but Colin said he liked it, and told me to post it. So there ya have it. I'm going to try and think of some more ideas along the same line though, because I really have a lot of fun writing this stuff. :)

Anyone have any ideas? Any other books, that I could turn from innocent stories, to spanking stories? Any songs that you'd like to hear turned into a spanking kind of jingle? I'd love to write something that would be fun, so i'd love any suggestions!

Bring on the challenge. :)

47 comments:

  1. Lol Kenzie :)

    This was fun and you really need to continue :) sorry have no ideas at the moment but will let you know x

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  2. LOL cute! I loved the pictures.

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    1. Thank you! Glad you liked them :)

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  3. Very cute, and they are great pictures.

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    1. Thanks sunnygirl, glad you liked them! :)

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  4. This is so cute. Where do you get your ideas and time for such a cute post. I am glad to know that the puppy dog eyes doesn't work for other people either. At least I am not the only one.

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    1. Thanks Blondie! Lol, I just kind of write what comes to me - and yes the puppy dog eyes do not work in my favor anymore. :)

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  5. Sorry, I have no ideas. But the post was cute. Great pics!
    Kim

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    1. Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. :)

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  6. Very creative! I was actually just telling someone about your first story the other day! :)

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    1. Aw, thanks! I'm glad you liked it. :)

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  7. Funny and cute! I've got a half-baked idea of my own I'd like to put out there for everyone to add to-----It's probably already been done anyway and I just missed it:

    Summer SpankOlympics. Just think about the potential.

    Floor exercises. Gymnastics. High Jump. Wrestling. And then of course there are the other events on the side like (Muff) diving. And the breast stroke.

    And perhaps a modified version of Ping-Pong.

    Hey, I'm just sayin.....

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    1. Summer SpankOlympics! I love it, how much fun would that be?!

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  8. Cute story! And I love the friends references. I'm such a fan.

    I was thinking maybe you could take the classic american fairytale songs like row, row, row your boat or Mary had a little lamb or maybe Three blind mice and make it sexy. I bet you could do something good with that and there's so many to choose from. Just a thought.

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    1. Ohhh, those are fun ideas Bonnie! Thank you! I'll have to get working on one of those soon! :)

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  9. Lol, this was such a cute story. Thanks for sharing it :D

    Callie

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    1. Thanks Callie, i'm so glad you liked it. :)

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  10. Hey Kenzie,

    I love y'all's story. I'm glad you found me so that I could get to know you some.

    And this story is soooo cute. I like the dominant one too. You definitely have a way with words.

    Bekah

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    1. Aw, thanks Bekah! I'm so glad I found you too! :)

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  11. I liked this story! Too cute:) I would love to see some innocent stories turned spanko! Lol...just can't think of any good ones at the moment! I'm sure you will think of something :)
    -Marie

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    1. Thanks Marie! I've got to put my thinking cap on and come up with some more. :)

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  12. Kenzie, this is hilarious!!! I love those give a mouse a cookie books too! Tara

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    1. Thanks Tara! I'm glad you liked it! Aren't those books fun?

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  13. LoL Kenzie, this was great, very well done. Hmm, I'll have to get my thinking cap on and let you know if I come up with any ideas. I'd love a spanky jingle LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Lol, aw thanks Roz! Yes, I love ideas so if you think of any, i'd love to hear them. :)

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  14. Fun and LoL - like the running away and being found - a little thrill before the spanking :)

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    1. Thanks! Haha, yes the thrill before the spanking is fun isn't it? :)

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  15. Kenzie,

    This was absolutely fantastic, very clever.

    Thank you for your efforts.

    Hug,
    joey

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    1. Thank you Joey! You are always so sweet. :)

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  16. I was just lurking by from another blog and this is SO cute! Love it. Brilliant :)

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    1. Well i'm glad you stopped by, and i'm glad you liked it. :) Thank you!

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  17. So fun! Lol thanks for sharing! :)

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    1. Thanks Cole. :) Glad you liked it!

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  18. Hi, I don't think I have been here before so hello!
    Very cute post. I will have to go read the other one
    you mentioned. I have an idea too. You should do the
    Christmas one, Twas the Night Before Christmas, that
    rhymes... "The stockings were hung by the chimney with
    care in hopes that St. Nicolas soon
    would be there..." I'm sure you won't hang stockings
    by the chimney though! lol

    Quiet Sara
    from Quiet Sara and the StrongMan :)

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    1. Hi! Well i'm glad you stopped by, so thanks. :) That's a cute idea! I think another blogger, Lea, has actually done that before, and it was really cute!

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  19. Very cute! Creative to add all those pictures!!
    How about a spin off of 'I don't know why she swallows a fly. Perhaps she'll die."
    ' I don't know why she_________. Perhaps she'll get her bottom tanned." Or something like that.

    For a song, "I am never, ever getting spanked again." (From Taylor swift)

    Thanks for sharing!

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    1. Thanks Sarah! I've never heard the first one you mention, so i'll have to google it! As for the Taylor Swift song, I loooove that idea, and I think it might have to be the next funny thing I write. :)

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  20. Very clever, great pictures.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Thanks ronnie. :) I appreciate it!

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  21. Hi, Kenzie! I just found your blog today. Love this so creative, looking forward to reading your previous posts and future ones too. :)

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    1. Hi! Thanks for stopping by, i'm glad you found my blog. I'm going to go check yours out as well! :)

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  22. I think this was very cute Kenzie! I love gifs!

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    1. Thanks Julia! Lately i'm obsessssed with gifs, I can't help it! lol

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  23. Very fun post and great pics to go with it.

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