Monday, September 30, 2013

Dr. Seuss & Spankings!

I recently came across the book, I am Not Going to Get up Today, another Dr.Seuss classic.

Apparently Dr.Seuss books are meant to write spanko versions of, so let's give it a go!

*In the end of the actual story, the character ends up staying in bed and getting their way. I'm going to change the ending around a bit, because we all know how this story would really end in spanko world.*

Please let me be, please go away,
I am not going to get spanked today!

You can get the belt,
You can get the brush,
i'll wait right here,
i'm in no rush.
I'm not listening, you better hush.

I don't care if spankings are happening,
on land or on sea.
You put the paddle away right now,
no spankings are happening for me.

All around the world,
they're getting spanked,
and frankly, I don't care.
As for me, pants are up, no way will I be bare.

Let them get spanked all around
Let them end up over a knee.
They can get spanked all they want, 
but today? Well i'm spank free.

I've never been so feisty,
don't look at me in that tone!
Take away my computer, 
the tv, and the phone.

Nobodys going to spank me,
no matter what they do,
Not him, not her, not he or she,
no, not even you!

You can yap all you want,
you can give me that look,
You can cross of my name, in your appointment book.
You're just wasting your time, 
so please go away.
I am NOT going to get spanked today.

Right here in my bed, i'm going to stay.
I really don't care what your implements say.
I never liked them much anyway.

You can try to spank me,
I won't scream or yell, or yelp.
you can try and spank me all you want,
but it isn't going to help.

Go get the belt,
go get the brush,
i'll be right here.
I'm in no rush.

I'm not listening, 
so you better hush.

Won't you kindly go away?
I am not going to get spanked today!

You won't spank me pink,
If you try I might bite!
You won't spank me red,
we both know i'm right.

You can try all the rulers, 
you can try straps and canes.
I'll tell you right now, 
my bottom won't be in pain.

You can call all the doms,
All the HOH's in town.
I'm not giving up! 
You're all going down.

No one's going to spank me,
what don't you understand?
You're wasting all your time,
my bottom won't be tanned!

That's why I say,
Please go away!
I am NOT going to be spanked today!

Okay, okay, I don't know what i'm saying.
I'll be well behaved, no more disobeying!

No, PLEASE! Don't make me ask for THAT!
I'm sorry Sir, for being such a brat!

Please PLEASE put the brush away,
I don't know what I was thanking.
Alright alright i'll say it...
Please give me an OTK spanking.


38 comments:

  1. love it! you are so creative. I love "you can Yao all you want" .... i may have to tell Sir, "stop yapping." You know, when I'm begging for punishment...lol

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    1. Haha, they do yap quite a bit don't they. ;)

      Thank you!

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  2. I love it! LOL! Is that a video to the spanking that never ends? "This is the spanking that never ends...it just goes on and on my friends...some people starting spanking, we know this just because..." (sung to the tune of "the song that never ends" ;) )

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    1. Haha, the spanking that never ends. Yikes! :)

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  3. Lol....you are very creative, I love it! Thanks for the smiles.
    Kim

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    1. Thanks Kim! Glad it made ya smile. :)

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    1. Thanks sg! Glad you're smiling. :)

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  5. my Husband wasn't amused by my laughing at the fresh Prince rendition. this one wasrather hard to hold my giggle in lol glad us tih enjoy a little bit of humor in the name of DD :-*

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    1. Haha, uh oh .. make sure to laugh quietly. ;)

      Thanks! :)

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  6. Loved it Creative Clever Kenzie!!!!!!
    honey

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  7. You're determined to ruin Dr Seuss, aren't you? My son is in a major Seuss phase right now making this funnier.

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    1. Haha, my goal is to ruin Dr Seuss. ;)

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  8. LoL Kenzie, love it! You are so creative. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Aw, thanks Roz! I'm glad you liked it. :)

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  9. Love it!!! You have a knack for this sort of stuff Kenzie!!!

    "Don't look at me in that tone...." hehehehe

    Bekah

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    1. Haha, thanks Bekah! I liked that line too. ;)

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  10. Poor Dr. Suess, who would have known! lol

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  11. Love it.. LOVE IT.. you are so talented. Made me smile and giggle...

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    1. Aw, you're so sweet.. thank you! :)

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  12. I once heard that Dr. Seuss used to sneak in little naughty phrases in his books just to make sure the editors and proof-readers were really doing their jobs. Gotta love the guy. I thought I knew all the Dr. Seuss books but I've never heard of a Not Getting Out of Bed one. Love what you've done with it!

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    1. I never knew that, what a fun little fact! Lol, it was new to me as well - but as soon as I read it, I knew I had to make a spanko version. :)

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  13. I love these parodies you write. :-)

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  14. Um, this is amazing. You get 100 internets!

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