Here's a link to the pdf version of the book incase you haven't seen it before. Dr. Seuss's ABC Book .. and now here's my kinky version:
Big A, litte a. What begins with A? An Attitude Adjustment. A, A, A.
Big B, little b. What beings with B? Big Bubbly Bubble Butts getting a Belting.
Big C, little c. What begins with C? Caning from a Cowboy. C, C, C.
Big D, little d. Doms and Dommes alike.. Dreaming about Dom-y things, Duct tape we Dislike!
ABCD..E..e..e. Ease off that Enthusiasm. E,E,E.
Big F, little f. F..F..F. Fluffy Fuzzy Feathers really are the best.
ABCDEF..G. Giant, Grizzly, Gorilla-Doms. G, G, G.
Big H, little h. Howling.. Hey, Hey, HEY! Hallelujah its almost over, Hooray - Hooray!
Big I, little i. I..I..I. Ivory is ICKY. I, I, I.
Big J, little j. What begins with J? Justice with Jeans or Jammies down, it begins that way.
Big K, little k. Kneeling on your Knees. Think that's Kinky? Oh puuhlease.
Big L, little l. Lecture, than a Lickin'. Let's go Little Lady, time to Listen.
Big M, little m. Martinis, Mischief, and Mouthy. Hey now, Mister. Don't be grouchy.
Big N, little n. What begins with those? Nine Naughty Nudists.. so the story goes.
O is very useful. You use it when you say; Owww Ouuuch and Owww some more. I'll Obey, Okay?
Big P, little p. Hm, what starts with that? Paddling Pink Panties.. Pat, Pat, Pat.
Big Q, little q. What begins with Q? Quit it now, be Quiet. Q, Q, Q.
Big R, little r. Rosy Red behind. When we're all finished, you'll surely be Refined.
Big S, little s. She felt her heart, it sank. When She heard the familar Sound - Spank, Spank, Spank.
T...T...T...T. What begins with T? Ten Tanned bottoms all Tied up, you see.
Big U, little u. What begins with U? Up, Up, get on Up. Undies down now too.
Big V, little v. It's not Very Vanilla. Rhyme times almost over, follow along here fella'.
W..w...W. Where do we go from here? How about some Welts painted on that rear?
X is very useful, if you're trying XXX. Maybe after spanking, have some wild crazy seX.
Y is kind of tough. Yes sir and Young lady. Spankings almost over, don't be a crY babY.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY....and Z.
Big Z, little z. What begins with Z? The Zaniness that is Spanking - Do you diZZZagree?
Ok, I know, I know - some were totally lame - but that was a tough one! I've really missed turning innocent Dr. Seuss stories into spanko versions, so does anyone have a favorite Dr.Suess book/rhyme that I haven't done yet? If you do, just let me know and I'll be happy to try it out and see what I can come up with. :) Hope everyone is having a good week so far!
